Good morning, doctor …
Ewa and Kasia from Tulips wrote:
Psychiatrist: Good morning.
Woman: Good morning, doctor. Can I come in?
P: Yes, please. Do sit down.
W: Thank you, doctor.
P: What seems to be the trouble?
W: I have horns.
P: Pardon?
W: I have horns!!!
P: Where?
W: On my head.
P: Mmmm. How long have you been like this?
W: About a month.
P: Well, don’t worry. I think you have very beautiful horns.
W: Really?
P: Yes. What is your job?
W: I’m a receptionist in Heaven.
P: Very interesting.
W: What can I do?
P: You should change your employer. Ask the Devil for a job.
W: Good idea. Thank you, doctor.
P: Goodbye.
W: Goodbye. See you in Hell.
Kuba and Bartek from C5 wrote:
Psychiatrist: Hello.
Robber: This is a robbery! Give me all the money!
P: Pardon? Is it a joke?
R: I want to rob this bank! Give me the money!
P: But it isn’t a bank! You came to a wrong building. It is a psychiatrist’s surgery.
R: What?! Oh, I have a problem. I often make mistakes and I can lose my job. Give me your money!
P: It isn’t a bank. You should change your job.
R: For what? Give me your money!
P: It isn’t a bank. You can work in the police force.
R: Is it a good idea?
P: Yes!
R: OK, goodbye!
AFTER 30 MINUTES
R: They didn’t accept me. Where is a bank? Give me your money!
P: On the left.
R: OK, I’m going to rob it. Bye!
P: Bye!
Anita and Monika from C5 wrote:
Psychiatrist: Hello.
Patient: Hello doctor, sorry to trouble you.
Ps: That’s all right. What is your problem?
Pt: I always laugh and I can’t stop. I can lose my job.
Ps: How long have you been like this?
Pt: About a month.
Ps: Well, don’t worry. I think you should change your job.
Pt: But what can I do? No one wants a woman who can only laugh.
Ps: You could get a job as a comedian.
Pt: Do you think it’s a good idea?
Ps: Yes, of course … Monika.
Pt: All right, doctor, I’ll do that. Goodbye.
Ps: Goodbye, Monika.